Home Music Articles Forums Blog Chat More...      

I Never Made Love To An Asian Woman


by

dapickle

 Genre: Soul

Get Flash to see this player.

Description
Originally, this was just going to be a silly little song between Oats and I. But, no- it became much bigger than that.

Oats: wrote the lyrics and sung
Me: originally did the instrumental
Isaac: re-did the piano
Greg: mixed, pimped out, and did everything else

It's kind of rascist, but we don't mean any of it. Sorry in advance! Comments are much appreciated...
Leave a Comment
You must be registered and logged-in to comment.
Lyrics
Yes I've made love to an African,
And a Caucasian, yes indeed,
No matter the ethnicity,
I always do it with heed,
But no matter how much I bone,
I will always feel alone,
Because I never made love to an Asian woman.

I never made love to an Asian woman,
I never made love to an Asian woman.

And when I finally do,
It will be the best I ever had,
Strawberries and chocolate fro the grocery store- not bad.
And when it's all over,
And done,
I will feel #1
Because I never made love to an Asian woman

I never made love to an Asian woman,
I never made love to an Asian woman.

What's the reason for singing this?
I will tell you why.
It's that thin,
Slanted lashy thing those Asians call an eye.
But the singing won't be true,
Unless I finally get through.
Beecause I never made love to an Asian woman.

I never made love to an Asian woman,
I never made love to an Asian woman.
I never made love to an Asian woman,
I never made love to an Asian woman.
Song Stats
Hits: 5174
Comments: 3
Fans: 1
Plays: 684
Downloads: 150
Votes: 2
Uploaded: Jun 07, 2006 - 03:18:20 PM
Last Updated: Jun 07, 2006 - 10:29:49 PM Last Played: Jun 25, 2019 - 06:32:20 AM
Song License
Creative Commons License:
Attribution-NoDerivs-NonCommercial

Creative Commons

Song Actions
share on facebook share on twitter download song
Hardware:
iMac G5, big ol' mic, M-Audio thang
Software:
Garageband 2
Comments
himrmoe said 4820 days ago (June 7th, 2006)
WOW
that song was........ how do i put it..........weird and rasist
U GUYS SHOULD BE ASHIAMED naw im kidding it pretty funny
Check out my latest song called Baby Rap
himrmoe said 4820 days ago (June 7th, 2006)
WOW
that song was........ how do i put it..........weird and rasist
U GUYS SHOULD BE ASHIAMED naw im kidding it pretty funny
Check out my latest song called Baby Rap
pooey said 4820 days ago (June 7th, 2006)
Whoa
After checking out your "fiber" song, I wasn't expecting something this
"polished". This is right along the same lines as some of my songs.
Check out "Smelly Tuna", or check out my wife's "poopy pants", or my
alter ego GnuYouSir's "Wipe Your Feet at the Door". All were attempts to
do ridiculous songs in a very serious tone.

The singing is great. A great ease to it. Hope to hear some more from
Oats. And yeah, a lot of fun nice things here.
Check out my latest song called Wake Up (Pooey Remix)
Fan List
Artist Info
artist photo
Name: Tuba!
Location: Los Angeles CA USA
send a note
I was raised in a log cabin where I learned to jam with chipmunks using native instrument made out of oak branches. After they abandoned me in the middle of the woods, I was found by a search team who were originally looking for Bigfoot. They... [see more]

Check out some of my other songs:

Genre Info
Soul music is a combination of rhythm and blues and gospel which began in the late 1950s in the United States. Rhythm and blues (a term coined by music writer and record producer Jerry Wexler) is itself a combination of blues and jazz, and arose in t

More songs in Soul:

Chat
Who's Online
154
Invisible Members: 0
Visitors: 76
Links