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Old Man Bites Tenderly

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This is for N.O.W. (but probably not later).
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(there was a strange misunderstanding of the lyrics so I decided I better post them)

Warm caresses
On my ears
The guy who's gumming me has known so many years
I'll love him always
It's meant to be
Old man bites tenderly
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Uploaded: Jul 19, 2006 - 10:37:06 AM
Last Updated: Jul 19, 2006 - 11:44:48 AM Last Played: Apr 07, 2019 - 11:20:34 AM
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drakonis said 4726 days ago (July 19th, 2006)
This Dragon bit..
but only chewed in self-defense...

Not only was that smirky-funny, but also, what a sweet voice you have!
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Doadars Uncle said 4726 days ago (July 19th, 2006)
He really looked like a tender biter.

Who knows what the future may bring, with the myriad of talents we
possess. I would only assume they had to screen a number of old men to
find one with just the right amount of tenderness.
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said 4726 days ago (July 19th, 2006)
fantastic!!! I love it. I couldn't stop laughing just thinking of the old guy
and this title. Thank you. :)
Peter Greenstone said 4726 days ago (July 19th, 2006)
That's just hilarious. I can just imagine the video from that Japanese
game show playing in slow motion with this. Nice!
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ziti said 4726 days ago (July 19th, 2006)


very good....me likes to laugh....go to the thread first.....heheheh
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Magritte said 4726 days ago (July 19th, 2006)
Well I'm glad I could give y'all a chuckle today! That video was so zany I had to pay it tribute. Thanks for listening.
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Alannah said 4725 days ago (July 19th, 2006)
OH MAN ...
.. and there I was all excited with the build up for the chorus ... I heard the cresendo .. and then all went silent ... I was left with only my imagination ... I was sort of expecting that tender nibble to burst forth into a full fledged burst of rabbit like energy (the visual was those plastic wind up teeth you see in gag stores) ..... the way the guy writhed in the video I figured that the tenderly part sort up picked up ......
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Mcboy said 4725 days ago (July 20th, 2006)
a hahahhahehhehhehe
made my day.........hehhehhe!
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borisluxx said 4725 days ago (July 20th, 2006)
Spot ON!!!!!!
Firstly, I want to say that you've got a lovely voice. Second, this little tune
got me laughing with the thought of some old man gumming that guy's
ear. Writhing around getting all goosebumpy while getting his ear nibbled
by a geriatric ear perv. Great track!!!!! Perfect!!! Hahahahahahahaha!!!!

-Boris Luxx
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thetiler said 4722 days ago (July 23rd, 2006)
I was wondering what that song was about so I saw the video.

Very funny, I was in tears at points.

Thanks for adding some hysterics in my life:)
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said 4720 days ago (July 25th, 2006)
I truly appreciate your tender interpretation of loss and succor. Many
will lend an ear to this song which drips with pathos.
tsand19151 said 4711 days ago (August 2nd, 2006)
What a pretty and pristine voice....WAY too short....guess I gotta listen to all your tracks to get my fix.....well done.
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said 4483 days ago (March 19th, 2007)
I had a good laugh to this one, remember to put the teeth back in that old man. haha
jamorama said 4447 days ago (April 24th, 2007)
Cracks me up...
I agree with what Tiler said last year.

And right now I am listening as I type and it still captures that moment, that perfect moment -- and still brings tears to my eyes. Sniff!

Not too many songs in life ya can say THAT about!!!! ;-)

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1rwhite1 said 4399 days ago (June 11th, 2007)
Video Gone
I tried to plug in the video link, but the video is no longer available. So I'm clueless as to what this song is in reference to. But the chord progression freakin' rocks. I LOVE CHORDS LIKE THAT!!!! And your voice (I assume that's your voice) is lovely and right up there on a par with birds singing in the morning or, my favorite, a gentle breeze stirring through thick treetops. I mean, WOW!
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saymme said 4084 days ago (April 21st, 2008)
Hehehhehe : )
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