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Quite possibly the most tasteless piece of artwork I have ever created in my whole life. Actually... not even close. But this is pretty tasteless nonetheless. This is my collaboration with the new JUEDM song "Forest.MP3". It began as a beautiful piece that JuedM put together that reminded me of the type of forest sounds and relaxation tapes you might hear at a Spa.. maybe in a bathroom. Then I got to thinking about the types of sounds that might accompany this kind of music in this type of setting. Needless to say, I was amused by the juxtaposition I came up with. I had such a case of the giggles just thinking about it... I had to execute it. So... here it is: relaxative. Flog me for it, I know it's terrible, but maybe somebody will get the kick out of it the way I did.
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Lyrics
Could really put something witty here. Don't worry, my next post is going to be the most serious one yet... very, very CLASSY. In fact... it's gonna be my first "classical" piece.
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Hits: 15758
Comments: 19
Fans: 2
Plays: 1903
Downloads: 163
Votes: 10
Uploaded: Aug 16, 2004 - 02:25:46 PM
Last Updated: Aug 16, 2004 - 03:32:43 AM Last Played: Oct 27, 2018 - 08:02:59 PM
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Low-brow humor, computer
Software:
Too soft--lay off the relaxatives.
Comments
said 5418 days ago (August 16th, 2004)
Whew!!
How do I remove the stench from my speakers??? This
last week of contest must have been stressful for you.
This song now has great movement.
Jack
DeputyDoofy said 5418 days ago (August 16th, 2004)
I'm upset...
...that I'm stuck at work and don't know when I'll actually be able to hear this piece. However, the song's "art"] has me in stitches here. I'm not sure whether to vomit or laugh harder when I look at it. lol
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SlimGirlFat said 5418 days ago (August 16th, 2004)
I do
think it was a bit heavy on the reverb,
perhaps the EQ could have been used to harden the sound
a little.....
a little too soft for my liking...

SGF


BTW: I really really hope that is NOT your BOG!

said 5418 days ago (August 16th, 2004)
Jeez . . .
You need to get that looked at.
juedm said 5418 days ago (August 16th, 2004)
Thank God . .
you cut it short from the original 3 minutes!!

heheh

-Cheers!
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said 5418 days ago (August 16th, 2004)
Imodifosoddity
This new "iSmell" feature in OS X – Elephant, made me
have to leave the room! Next time, move towards the front
of the bowl.
hacked_to_pieces said 5418 days ago (August 16th, 2004)
wow
Pretty mellow song I kept waiting for some of your
maddness to start in but still solid as usually




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said 5418 days ago (August 16th, 2004)
Cool
song fosod.

I see you included a picture of the John Kerry "Think Tank"
said 5418 days ago (August 16th, 2004)
Cool
Didn't you mean, "Think Stank?"
One Bomber said 5418 days ago (August 16th, 2004)
Now THAT's a One Bomb
Way to go Waldo
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fosod said 5418 days ago (August 16th, 2004)
Now THAT's a One Bomb
I'm laughing out loud just at all the COMMENTS!!!! LMAO!

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groov3 said 5418 days ago (August 16th, 2004)
Post new age
This is the start of a new movement in music! Let's
call it the Bowel movement!
Scatological, but funny. I too can't stand these new
age tracks of waves, whales or rain. Now we have
one with wind! ;-)
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Ringo said 5416 days ago (August 18th, 2004)
Splatter music
If Kellogs ever want do an advertising campaign for All
Bran you'll walk it....

LOL on the comments, especially Troy's. Yeah.....
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Momotamus said 5416 days ago (August 19th, 2004)
holy crap!
It's like a pooh pooh platter on a bed of arugula.
Tasteless? Nah. So over the top that I was laughing out
loud and had to explain what was so funny to my family.

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handovergold said 5412 days ago (August 22nd, 2004)
uuunnnnnnnnnnnggghhhh!
Holy Colostomy Batman! I really needed to laugh! This was the perfect soundtrack to all of these great comments!
lolololololololol,.......(inhale)lolololololloooollolololl........!
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packosmokes said 5409 days ago (August 25th, 2004)
Love the title
Although, perhaps it should've been called "Relax-
ative - Movement 2"

Loved the polarized elements in this track, hilarious!

Only kvetch.... should've ended with a flush. :P
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packosmokes said 5409 days ago (August 25th, 2004)
Love the title
Although, perhaps it should've been called "Relax-
ative - Movement 2"

Loved the polarized elements in this track, hilarious!

Only kvetch.... should've ended with a flush. :P
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packosmokes said 5409 days ago (August 25th, 2004)
Love the title
whoops, double post.... too much fruit.
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DeputyDoofy said 5409 days ago (August 25th, 2004)
disgustingly good
Too effin' funny. I loved it. The name of this song is perfect. lol
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