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Welcome To Sardonia

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alexholding

 Genre: Reggae
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Chilled song made beacause I can't sing or rap.
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Welcome to Sardonia
One careful owner
the right honerable mugabe
and no this isn't the streets or LSK
But I cant sing or rap
what am i supposed to do - chant?
I'm from streatham
a borough of lambeth
near the guns of brixton
maybe its because i'm a londoner
but i'm no geezer
i'm not a cockney pleaser
but you cant get more london than thomas
this i promise
if i'm being honest
shout out to the royal rascal
robert wilson
and his va-7
electro thematic grandeur
played for kings and rogues
we dont make pop shit
we make chart hits
remember this
as you stagger home pissed
with a greasy takeaway
and a bird on your wrist
while big brothers on the tele
big brothers always on the tele
at least we havn't got another fucking johnny tourette
or is it donny
i dont really give two shits
power hungry loser
go back to the boozer
and drink your life down the drain
and speaking of the bath tub
i can drink pints now
im a proper man see
which is a good thing really
cos me step mams a mackem
no love to the geordies
na na na na na na na, na na na keeno
is shit
you cant have an ex footballer managing a team
they don't have the brains
just dreams
like i care really
and darkNEON's going live
I need a drummer
and a vocalist
i told you i cant sing
I get by on a wing
and a prayer
god are you there
no?
no?
nevermind i'll leave a voicemail
you have 2.1 billion new messages
the message is this
worship false idols
like will young
darkNEONs just begun
and in the face of adversity
we're worth it see,
this songs dedicated to the following
robert wilson and james chadwick
off the label
were scientologists
HA you must be pissed
welcome to sardonia.
I believe in the flying spaghetti monster
and hail lord xenu
ruler of the multiverse
Woah woah, wait a minute hold on take a step back
this is getting surreal
watch dali and duchamp
and listen to the elevators
while you dance with the 7 7 traitors
bastards
and whats this about nu rave
i listen to true rave
top one nice one get sorted
if you got it flaunt it
Lumley's haunted?!
and this is the verse that will get cut
for the censored version
for those with aversion

By 2:15
we were declared d.o.a.
proper gone away.
and with that
time at the bar.
Song Stats
Hits: 2217
Comments: 4
Fans: 1
Plays: 80
Downloads: 0
Votes: 3
Uploaded: Jun 17, 2007 - 09:54:00 AM
Last Updated: Jun 09, 2007 - 10:14:58 AM Last Played: Jun 27, 2019 - 11:55:21 AM
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Comments
benjhannah said 4414 days ago (June 17th, 2007)
Great
I really liked this rant! It's sums up the social attitude of Britain at the moment- Fame hungry, camera phone wielding, Paris Hilton loving, Big Brother Celebrity worshiping morons that we live with! Ever seen Nathan Barley- "Rise Of The Idiots"? It's all coming true. Anyway with a real band this song would be captured better, you need to put more intonation into your vocals, say it like you mean it man!

I can drink pints now
im a proper man see
which is a good thing really
cos me step mams a mackem
no love to the geordies
na na na na na na na, na na na keeno
is shit
you cant have an ex footballer managing a team
they don't have the brains
just dreams
like i care really

Think this bit really doesn't have a place in this song to be honest with you. Throughout the song I found myself admiring your observationalist stand point about society in general, this more personal opinion kind of detracted from the song for me. But this is just my opinion. With a little more work this song would be a Scrubious Pip!
Check out my latest song called Go To The Doctor
lengold said 4414 days ago (June 17th, 2007)
Real British Rap
Love this, very original - keep it up. Real British Rap.. maybe it's because I'm a Londoner.
Cheers
Len
Check out my latest song called Decent Girl
said 4411 days ago (June 20th, 2007)
Proper man
Dont know what its like on your side of the pond but this sounds like it sums it up. the way you mix this comes together with out a hitch the breaks with the vocals inbetween work nice.... good song!!!!
jasongreen said 4406 days ago (June 25th, 2007)
umm ok
well i can tell you are not black. but who am i to say that only blacks can do reggae. lay off the street drugs. you make me want to stop playing music and start a 9 to 5. holly shit learn something
Check out my latest song called shuco
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Name: Alex Holding
Location: Sunderland UK
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Reggae is a music genre developed in Jamaica. Reggae may be used in a broad sense to refer to most types of Jamaican music, including ska, rocksteady, dub, dancehall and ragga. The term may also be used to distinguish a particular style that originat

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