If I Only Had a Brain

rsorensen

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The sun's starting to shine more often so I wanted to write a hooky summer tune and this is what came out. It's an Indie rocker about a guy who's in no real rush to get back together with an girlfriend he's on a 'break' with.

That's my son counting me in. awwwwwwwww....

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Lyrics

If I had a thousand years
I would spend them sittin here
waitin 'round for you

and if you'd let me shift my gears
I'd pull it into 3rd
and spin out into the sunset

So I'll just sit here
drinkin fake beer
Let the sunshine
open my mind
for a long time
how bout you?

cuz I am happy
in this moment
and i will show it
if you could see me
you might be happy too

I know I would understand this
If I only had a brain
So can you spell it out for me please
Will you tell me once again
What's your plan?

If I had some time to kill
I would kill for one more shot
at tryin to impress you

And if I had any courage
I would tell you how I really felt
about you leavin

But I'm a simple guy
So I won't try
to be somebody
you will like
I'm way too old for that

I'd rather soak in
all the sunshine
takin my time
to make up my mind
about just where we're at

I know I would understand this
If I only had a brain
So can you spell it out for me please
Will you tell me once again
What's your plan?

Song Stats

Hits: 7902
Comments: 48
Fans: 40
Plays: 339
Downloads: 224
Votes: 10
Uploaded: Jun 10, 2008 - 02:18:52 AM
Last Updated: Jun 10, 2008 - 02:18:52 AM Last Played: Jan 09, 2018 - 01:51:47 AM

Song License

Creative Commons License:
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Song Actions

Keywords:

fake beer sux (1), summer (122)

Hardware:

Gibson Firebird VII, Fender P-Lyte Bass, Lee Oskar Harmonica in the key of C, M-Audio KeyStudio 49i, Snowball Mic

Software:

GarageBand

Comments

Peter Bauckham	Peter Bauckham said 3665 days ago (June 10th, 2008)
	Great grungy guitars and vocals. Very nicely done - the keys and harmonica fit perfectly. Enjoyed it. Good summer drinking (real) beer song! Peter Check out my latest song called Reality TV MJRF2010

rsorensen	rsorensen said 3665 days ago (June 10th, 2008)
	thanks peter. wasn't sure about the piano at the time but the song just isn't complete without it. Glad you like. Check out my latest song called Again

lengold	lengold said 3665 days ago (June 10th, 2008)
	Definitely a hooky summer tune - this really grooves along. I can imagine car windows open, this blasting out and people singing along. You are a great songwriter and the performance/production is superb in every way. Reminds me of The Joker (Space Cowboy). Cheers Len Check out my latest song called Decent Girl

rsorensen	rsorensen said 3665 days ago (June 10th, 2008)
	The Joker hah! wish I woulda had a talk box for this! Thanks a lot for your kind words, len. Check out my latest song called Again

gail60

gail60 said 3665 days ago (June 10th, 2008)

Awww Ridd
Yet another song all about us!! Enough already! People are talking, asking questions! It is over! I told you - you broke my heart, so go back to what's er name, Petunia!
Ok, about the sound here....Even though I love the song and you sang it really well and it sounds great as usual, I still hate you. Oh, and awesome job, keep up the great work.

Check out my latest song called Ed - Forever in our hearts

rsorensen	rsorensen said 3665 days ago (June 10th, 2008)
	geez gail, gail, gail... so self-centered. How many times must I tell you, not every song I write is about YOU! Thanks for listening, jerk! Check out my latest song called Again

gail60	gail60 said 3665 days ago (June 10th, 2008)
	oh ok oooops my bad. So sorry. Carry on. Jerkier! Check out my latest song called Ed - Forever in our hearts

magnatone	magnatone said 3665 days ago (June 10th, 2008)
	If I Only Had A Brain wow Ridd, this is wonderful!! I just listened for the second time, you GOT me! I don't understand why you're not world famous. Is Gail holding you back? Check out my latest song called Hallelujah (Leonard Cohen) and Variations

rsorensen	rsorensen said 3665 days ago (June 10th, 2008)
	Thanks Karen! I don't want to be world famous. Well, okay maybe just a little. Check out my latest song called Again

	said 3665 days ago (June 10th, 2008)
	Brilliant I love your Singing and your Son sounds sooooo so sweet. Awwwwwe Music is great. Love the Lyrics they are awsome as well. You sing Fantastic Your awsome anyhow. That Guitar Phew. You just Rock !!!! love the harp. Wow!! Peace Dee x.

rsorensen	rsorensen said 3665 days ago (June 10th, 2008)
	hah thanks dee. yeah he NAILED it. Thanks for the compliments and for checking this out. Check out my latest song called Again

ktb	ktb said 3665 days ago (June 10th, 2008)
	laid back lazy, uber cool track. The harmonica adds to the feel of a pick up jam. The guitars rock. Check out my latest song called Blackwater (by Tokai)

rsorensen	rsorensen said 3665 days ago (June 10th, 2008)
	thanks karma. definitely going for a lazy jam feel with this. glad you picked up on that. thanks for listening. Check out my latest song called Again

Lennon714	Lennon714 said 3665 days ago (June 10th, 2008)
	hmm. This is a great. Takes me back to 1998 for some reason. Maybe it's the guitar tone. Either way it's dead on and a perfect song for summer. Maybe that's it. Summer=Freedom and I graduated high school in 1998 and that's the ultimate summer. Anyway... How many guitars did you tracks? Sounds HUGE. Check out my latest song called The Robots of Coconino County

rsorensen

rsorensen said 3665 days ago (June 10th, 2008)

1998 huh? It sounds like another song to me too, but I can't put my finger on it - not sure I want to actually. My wife says it sounds like something the Spin Doctors would've done. I guess that's true but I kinda had Pavement or Ben Kweller in mind.
As for the guitars, it's 2 during the verses (one in each channel) and 4 during the chorus, then of course i more for the slide solo. Thanks for listening Eric. Glad you dig it.

Check out my latest song called Again

VicDiesel	VicDiesel said 3665 days ago (June 10th, 2008)
	Great guitar work Really good sound. The piano and harmonica also work fine. I was expecting the vocals to scream a bit more, but given the attitude of the guy, this laidback wait-and-see style is quite appropriate. Check out my latest song called Ornamenta Scholastica

rsorensen	rsorensen said 3665 days ago (June 10th, 2008)
	teh screaming thanks vic. yeah I tried a take where I emoted more and raised my voice but it sounded contrived. thanks for listening and commenting. Check out my latest song called Again

lavalamp	lavalamp said 3665 days ago (June 10th, 2008)
	made a special trip.... just to hear this and I'm not disappointed. I think some day we'll look back and say "Can you believe this guy used to be on macjams with us?" I don't know, but I think this is your best, brother! Awesome......and I never use that word. Dave Check out my latest song called The Shallow People

MarkHolbrook	MarkHolbrook said 3665 days ago (June 10th, 2008)
	Excellent! But where is the son solo!? Man he's ready! Great tune all the way!!! Check out my latest song called Corn Whiskey

kassia	kassia said 3665 days ago (June 10th, 2008)
	Brain Great song! Love your voice and the melody line. Great lyrics and harmonies. Awesome guitars. WOW! A harmonica! Very cool tune. Perfect for summer. A great melding of sounds - love the electric guitars with the harmonica. Cool! Check out my latest song called Greensleeves

	said 3665 days ago (June 10th, 2008)
	Now.... I have two songs by the same name that are favorites of mine.... Really cool tune... D

Vic Holman	Vic Holman said 3664 days ago (June 10th, 2008)
	if I had half a brain i would move south. Summer just ain't kickin' in here WA state. And a bit of snow this morning. just ain't right. Liked the laid back groove that you set up. a nice feel for soaking in the sun and no rush for summer to end. Check out my latest song called Feeding The Sharks

Feter	Feter said 3664 days ago (June 10th, 2008)
	If I Only Had a Brain WOW ...thats truly so powerful kinda rockin man !! solid bass drums and guitar grungin ...the harp just fit right in ..your vocal at its best !!!! a real sing along song .thnx alot for sharin it !!! Check out my latest song called Roll with it

aclarke

aclarke said 3664 days ago (June 11th, 2008)

There's not enough harmonica....
in the world... but oddly enough the two songs I've listened to here today each featured that wonderful instrument- and brilliantly. The harp really adds to the laid back feel of this song while providing an excellent contrast to the heavier guitars. Vocal and harmonies are dead on. Bottom line here is that you have everything I love in a rock and roll song!

Taking my complimentary copy with much gratitude!!

Check out my latest song called Right on Time 2014- feat. David McNair

Bob Rodgers	Bob Rodgers said 3664 days ago (June 11th, 2008)
	Yes a really great summer song, loved it! Great guitar sound and a nice laid back feel to this one! So good to hear the harmonica on this and great vocals too! Superb production! Check out my latest song called The Lonely Man

	said 3664 days ago (June 11th, 2008)
	Great! Great drums work, great guitar sound and fine vocals as always from you. I love this piece my friend, really nice! Take Care - Yeman A. Al-Rawi

dajama

dajama said 3664 days ago (June 11th, 2008)

Cool
You had me at '1,2,3,4...Can I go now Dad?'! What a great intro to a terrific song. This has the hallmarks of a great summer on the radio in the car song. I love the mouth organ, kind of unexpected and then somehow perfect! Lovely vocal and great use of piano. Solo has a superb sound. A great, pro-sounding track. Very cool. You ahev a great range! Nicely done. Peace.

Check out my latest song called Across the Wire (MJRF)

Monkaton	Monkaton said 3664 days ago (June 11th, 2008)
	Nothing Wrong With This One! Great song and super production! It kind of reminds me of Marcy Playground (vocal) and Weezer (chord and guitars). Be that as it may it is a truly original song. Great one, rs. Check out my latest song called Baby Girl

guitapick	guitapick said 3662 days ago (June 13th, 2008)
	LOL ...the music fits the lyrics/storyline to a "t", man...this is perfect and I've been here before...been on the receiving end, too...hmmm...was there a lesson to be learned somewhere...? Ahhhh yes...now I remember: when in doubt, don't bother making any decisions...you've got no brain, to begin with. Check out my latest song called 'Cuz I Can

michael2	michael2 said 3662 days ago (June 13th, 2008)
	wow it's taking me a while to catch up, and this is just grabbing me where it counts. i'm one of those guys who are stuck drinking fake beer, but it's been so long I actually like it now. this is a great song, that harmonica is brilliant over that rhythm. Check out my latest song called Jazz Glitch Dub Experiment

xavrockbeats1334	xavrockbeats1334 said 3661 days ago (June 14th, 2008)
	better better than some world famous bands I've heard. go on tour!!!;) Check out my latest song called This isn't even on my soundcloud and idk if anyone will see this lmoa

timothy devine	timothy devine said 3660 days ago (June 14th, 2008)
	Dig it/what a great song I love the childs vox in the intro AND I REALLY DIG THE NIEL YOUNG guitar intro then the rest just simply rocks real nice what a work of art this is tops sad song i love sad songs peace to you peace tim Check out my latest song called Inside of You

buckhorn	buckhorn said 3660 days ago (June 15th, 2008)
	More Hits Excellent writing and production, another vocal delivery that requires sympathy. Your putting out some excellent and wide ranging stuff. Regards Check out my latest song called when you smile

Char	Char said 3660 days ago (June 15th, 2008)
	This is a really good song. Everything works. Thanks so much. Check out my latest song called Bound, v2. w Music by Dirigent

Nick_Flash	Nick_Flash said 3658 days ago (June 16th, 2008)
	excellent Great sound Ridd. I'm digging the Flaming Lips style - you do it well. Now I have to get my daughter to do an intro or something! Check out my latest song called Questioning Authority

Nick_Flash	Nick_Flash said 3658 days ago (June 17th, 2008)
	2 reviews in 1 Thats funny, I was listening to both of your new songs and accidentally combined them on this one review. 2 birds with one stone huh? Now I'll leave a confusing comment on your other song. Cheers. Check out my latest song called Questioning Authority

12parsecs	12parsecs said 3658 days ago (June 17th, 2008)
	killer tone call the paramedics... your gtr tone has slain me! did you add an extra gtr part during the chorus, or is that just a fader move (ie. you bring the gtr levels up) in the chorus? Check out my latest song called No disassemble!

rsorensen	rsorensen said 3658 days ago (June 17th, 2008)
	guitars thanks. yeah two more guitars join in on the choruses. same tones with a little more distortion on em. Check out my latest song called Again

12parsecs	12parsecs said 3657 days ago (June 18th, 2008)
	listening again listening again. nice ghosted notes on the snare. really nicely done. hot dog, we have a wiener! :) Check out my latest song called No disassemble!

rsorensen	rsorensen said 3657 days ago (June 18th, 2008)
	snare hah thanks scott. good catch! Forgot to say - the bass also plays power chords in the chorus to beef it up a little as well. Check out my latest song called Again

Heightened	Heightened said 3656 days ago (June 19th, 2008)
	If only I had your talent! Check out my latest song called Caldari

obbster	obbster said 3656 days ago (June 19th, 2008)
	*Catchy as Fck** Awesome awesome awesome. Check out my latest song called The Tomb Raider

thekurtisproject	thekurtisproject said 3642 days ago (July 3rd, 2008)
	:D I get a very pleasent feeling listeing to this. the guitars are nice and flowing, and i like the harmonica! >KURTIS Check out my latest song called Possibly Maybe

Mckenzie	Mckenzie said 3588 days ago (August 26th, 2008)
	Flippin 'ek.. This is good. Reminds me of a favorite tune of mine 'Tom Petty - Roll another joint' but with a much raunchier guitar part. I really love this. Love the piano part, it fits perfectly.\ Seriously inspired. thanks! Mz Check out my latest song called California Gold

rsorensen	rsorensen said 3586 days ago (August 28th, 2008)
	petty that and Mary Jane's Last Dance are my two fave Petty songs so big thanks for that comparison. I'll take it! looking forward to your next post Check out my latest song called Again

Dj French Toast	Dj French Toast said 3576 days ago (September 7th, 2008)
	I like your voice : ) Nice song man another download thanx : ) Check out my latest song called Sweeter no doubt (Beat by Sweet 79)

	said 3516 days ago (November 6th, 2008)
	if i only had a brain i can't get enough of this song.. and your voiiceeee

sheilad	sheilad said 3513 days ago (November 9th, 2008)
	Ah summer.... how did I miss this in summer, oh that right, we're in Canada. I downloaded so that I can play this all next summer long.... all 2 months of it! Check out my latest song called Nana Lives

alackbass	alackbass said 1877 days ago (May 3rd, 2013)
	If I Only Had a Brain Fake beer! That's what I call it when I grab an NA out of the fridge! You rule! Check out my latest song called Mean Miss Teacher

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