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Story of a dwarf and how he came to be.
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No matter how you look at it, I'm small.
A child of circus freaks, that says it all,
To add to that, I've got two dicks and one ball,
No matter how you look at it, I'm small.

My parents worked the carnival,
A pair of side show pygmy freaks,
Till one day my dad kissed my my mom,
And not on her rosy cheeks.
She fell in love with pygmy performer,
He was a small man, and quite hairy,
And after the next side show performance,
He asked her if she would marry.

She said yes with tears in her eyes,
And asked him exactly when would it be.
In a gesture of love and sexual need,
He took her that night and planted his seed.
They rushed to the courthouse the very next day,
And went to the justice o' peace Gwen Powter,
But when it was time to sign the papers,
Neither of them could see over the counter.

No matter how you look at it, I'm small.
A child of circus freaks, that says it all,
To add to that, I've got two dicks and one ball,
No matter how you look at it, I'm small.

The next nine months at the carnival
Where she spent every morning throwing up
With morning sickness like clockwork at dawn,
It seemed she could never vomit enough.
But then the day came she was waiting for.
She never felt better or so alive,
With a short cab ride to the hospital,
Her dwarfy little baby had finally arrived.

No matter how you look at it, I'm small.
A child of circus freaks, that says it all,
To add to that, I've got two dicks and one ball,
No matter how you look at it, I'm small.

Now I'm not complaining, but listen to me,
My small makeup just makes me sick,
How would you like it walking around
With your mouth at the height of other men's dicks?
The jokes they fly from the passers by,
My attitude used to be "fuck it!"
Until handicap turned into income,
Now I get paid to suck it.

I'm not a fag, just a dick sucking dwarf,
Just fork up a franklin, and I'll head south,
It's convenient for me since I'm such a shortie
I don't have to bend over, just open my mouth.
A short bj session and I've made a hundred,
It's more than most taller men can say,
There's only one problem, I'm pelted with insults,
It's seems I'm mistaken for gay.

No matter how you look at it, I'm small.
A child of circus freaks, that says it all,
To add to that, I've got two dicks and one ball,
No matter how you look at it, I'm small.
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Uploaded: Aug 25, 2008 - 01:14:06 AM
Last Updated: Aug 25, 2008 - 01:14:06 AM Last Played: Apr 27, 2019 - 10:35:41 PM
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Just a graphic artist and print specialist doing Garageband for a hobby. I love pop music and mix it with toilet humor for a twisted result. Postings to come soon!... [see more]

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