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So I happen to be a HUGE fan of BBC's Top Gear.... It is simply one of the funniest shows ever conceived....

That being said I have always found this mystery man/driver known as The Stig to be such a wonderful and enigmatic character that I thought he deserved his own song....

So here it is.... The Stig

The mid-section even has me doing a rather lousy Jeremy Clarkson impression....

Enjoy Very Loudly!

All instruments and vocal performed by yours truly....


p.s. this tune is from the SCW record "Magnetar" now on iTunes and CdBaby....

Mastered by Paul Klimson for Theory One Productions NYC
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Some say he's got a tattoo of a face on his face
Some say he suffers with a fear of trees
Some say he sheds his skin off like a snake
Some say he thought Star Wars was a documentary

Watch him tear up through the gears, Stig watch the under steer

Some say his first name really is "The"
Some say he bought a Fiat from the duke
Some say from ducks he sucks the moisture
Some say he's allergic to Amsterdam

Yes he tossed a microwave at a tramp
What can you say about a CIA experiment gone terribly wrong

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That sucker may not be a human but he can drive

That sucker may not be a human but he can fly

Watch him tear up through the gears
Watch him control the under steer
Watch him accelerate past fear

All we know is he is called The Stig
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Uploaded: Dec 14, 2009 - 09:18:58 PM
Last Updated: Dec 14, 2009 - 09:18:58 PM Last Played: Jun 13, 2019 - 07:01:15 AM
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Slingerland drums, Ludwig snare, various cymbals, Fender Strat, Sting Ray Bass, Various mics
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Feter said 3568 days ago (December 14th, 2009)
The Stig
Man ...Rock on !!!!!!!!!
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PrototypeEightyOne said 3568 days ago (December 15th, 2009)
very cool. tool meets early incubus meets korn meets deftones meets mild punk? Loved the drums in this. some nice little breaks too.
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PaddyNavinCaryatid said 3568 days ago (December 15th, 2009)
Quite possibly ...
. the loudest song ....
.. in the world!
Awesome guitars man.
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apb said 3568 days ago (December 15th, 2009)
High energy!

fitting tribute to the Stig indeed... could picture him tearing round the track to this...although it might not be his cup of T: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_stig#Listening_habits ;o)
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tempie said 3567 days ago (December 15th, 2009)
tear through the gears
i also am a huge Top Gear fan. I saw the title of the song and thought "surely not THAT stig" and whoa how lucky. this is a terrific tune. love the "tossed a microwave at a tramp" line. the car blog i'm into - www.jalopnik.com - would dig this. any rate this tune is going on my forza playlist.
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jiguma said 3567 days ago (December 16th, 2009)
Top Gear
OK, so this Subaru driver is a car nut also. I love when my daughter comes to visit because I get to drive her Porsche Cayenne Sport (how come kids can afford much better cars than teir parents?).

Rocks and rolls (with a little understeer). Nice track Ian.
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fasteddie said 3567 days ago (December 16th, 2009)
Fast and Furious
Just the way I like it. Nice beat, great vocals... all around great song.

Nice one!
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billykirsch said 3565 days ago (December 17th, 2009)
I won't play this song in my car or I would get a ticket: it asks for speed. I like the somewhat dissonant chords just before the end.
Love the show too. Specially when they tested what was the speed a bald guy loses his wig on an open convertible. Those guys are so funny.
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magnatone said 3565 days ago (December 17th, 2009)
The Stig
this song is DANGEROUS! i loved that comment by Billy that he won't play it in his car - yes, i know what he means! intense, driving, excellent ian!
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t_bonemann said 3535 days ago (January 17th, 2010)
the stig
cool song , & I love the show too, I like it.
You should send that to top gear!
alackbass said 3446 days ago (April 15th, 2010)
Huge.....Huge I Say
Great riffs. Aggressive performances on all instruments and tracks. Harmonically very interesting, much more so than a lot of heavy music. Love it! Want more!
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xavrockbeats1334 said 2581 days ago (August 27th, 2012)
Some say....
cool stuff, love the quick feel...reminds me of good punk stuff. Also, some say he has a third nipple in the shape of the Nurburgring....all we know is his name is the Stig!
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