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Blue Tie



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This is a song about the frustrations of life as a young man; school, girls and work.
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Blue Tie

Once in awhile I discover that sweet spot
Probably find it more if I wasn’t self taught
Walking on a shore line thinking ‘bout girls.

You take out a girl and give her some French Fries
The next thing she says is I like it super sized
How you gonna please ‘em with no jingle in your pants?

Better lean to love the rope
If you want to go far.

Vicious as a vicar with a hard on in a whore house
Passion in the parking lot fumblin’ with her cotton blouse.
Hand on the gear shift, throttle to the floor.

School wasn’t cool until you learned how to skip it
Finely figured figs leadin’ prey to the love pit
What the hell happened? Now you gotta get a job.

Better lean to love the rope
If you want to go far.

Job interview with a man in a Blue Tie
Got distracted when I noticed his fly
Down around his knees where it don’t belong.

Man in the Blue Tie says, “I’ll give you a job
if you take a pee in this paper cup
Get any on the floor, comes out of your pay.

Next thing you know,
You’re moppin’ the floor.

Cat’s got your tongue stapled to a paycheck
Say something funny they act like it’s a train wreck
Man with the Blue Tie standing at your door.

Man with the Blue Tie tells you to hit the road
You’re talking in tongues, but it sounds like Morse Code
Finger in your pocket, gonna show it to the world.

The next thing you know.
You’re drunk as a lord.

Copyright 2018 T. Kniest

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Uploaded: Aug 22, 2018 - 03:03:40 PM
Last Updated: Aug 22, 2018 - 03:41:08 PM Last Played: Aug 12, 2019 - 04:27:51 PM
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pharmakeus said 419 days ago (August 23rd, 2018)
Wicked track
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Monkaton said 418 days ago (August 24th, 2018)
Thanks P.
Thanks for coming by and commenting.
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DWL said 417 days ago (August 24th, 2018)
Those are some lyrics!
Nice one Tim.

Uncomfortably true I think.

I like the kind of rambling feel about it but most of all I like the lyrics.


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billdancourtney said 417 days ago (August 25th, 2018)
Pretty lo-fi in execution but...
at least it uses the popular hard on keyword so folks can find it easily. It is a good song but it sounds like it was recorded on an old cassette recorder from another room. Are all your songs that way? well, keep it up.
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Philip18 said 411 days ago (August 31st, 2018)
Blue Tie
Moves along well and the lyrics are entertaining. Vocal a bit indistinct for mine, but I I enjoyed listening nonetheless.
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VicDiesel said 410 days ago (August 31st, 2018)
Sweet spot
That emphasis on the last two syllabus is totally what makes the old-time rock'n'roll idiom. Enjoyed.
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charlieknight said 407 days ago (September 3rd, 2018)
love this
really great stuff, love the lyrics and the delivery. really really like this.
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scaustrita said 379 days ago (October 2nd, 2018)
CrAZY lyrics
I like the line:
How you gonna please ‘em with no jingle in your pants?
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Monkaton said 332 days ago (November 18th, 2018)
Blue Tied Up
Thanks to all who came by to listen and to those who commented. There is room for improvement on this track, but that's for a later date. I need to do another song. Peace.
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Name: Tim Kniest
Location: Jiffytown MO United States
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